The Turtles April 12, 2008
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A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. Turtles,being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place for their outing. During the second year of their journey they found a ! place id eal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years
passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years… six years… then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, “SEE! I knew you wouldn’t wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.”
Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our
expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we
don’t do anything ourselves.
Try This April 7, 2008
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as awlohe.”
Humour SMS March 28, 2008
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Think positive… look at the world as a huge chocolate cake. It wouldn’t be complete without a few sweets or nuts, sweets like me and nuts like you.
When things go wrong and sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, let me know cos I want to be there for you. I’m selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.
Paki man on his deathbed: “Aisha my wife, you here?” “Yes” “My son, my daughter, are you both here?” “Yes dad.” “Then who the hell is looking after the shop?”
You and I DO IT in bed, in the CAR, do it STANDING, do it SITTING, but its best doing it LYING DOWN, DONT WE JUST LOVE SMS-ING!!
I wish you were with me in my room, on my bed with the lights off, we get under the covers together so I can show you my new watch which glows in the dark!!
An urgent meeting is about to start in the jungle with many animals; Lions, Snakes, Tigers, but the meeting can’t start because the MONKEY is reading this text.
Tarzan and his animal’s went to the river. Tarzan took off all his clothes, the animals laughed, Tarzan asked why? the animals said: your tail is in front!
I just wanted to say you are such a good friend and mean so much to me that if the two of us were on a sinking ship with only 1 lifejacket, I’d really miss you!
Will you please send your foto to me very very quickly. we need it urgently as we are playing cards and have lost the “Joker”!!
This SMS is strictly intended for CUTE readers. However, as you have received it there must be a technical error for which the sender deeply apologises.
When you feel lonely, CHEER UP! Just go to the mirror and say “WOW I REALLY AM CUTE!” But dont make it a habit cos LIARS go to hell..
You! I trusted you but your big mouth is never shut! Why did you tell people my secret? You really disappoint me!! STOP TELLING POPLE THAT I’M SEXY and GORGEOUS.
Do you take me to be your lawful sms mate? to have and to hold in rich quotes and jokes until poor reception, low battery and no credits do us part?
